Things People Say ... at work.

"Is there avocado in your guacamole?"

"What's in the Bacon Ranch Chicken Quesadilla?"

"Do you guys have water?"

"What are sliced tomatoes?"

"My shirt was wet and I didn't have time to dry it ... so I tried putting it in the microwave ..."

Things People Say

... to me in my place of work, which shall remain unnamed.

"Do you have a separate menu that caters to my mango allergy?"

"Do you serve horse?"

"Can you make sure all the kids menus we get have the exact same color crayons in them?"

"Where do we pay for our waters?"

And, while there are twenty other people in the lobby waiting be sat and they are the last on the waiting list ... and there are open tables because we're understaffed ... all of which has been explained to them ...

"Oh, it's okay! We found ourselves a booth!"