... to me in my place of work, which shall remain unnamed.
"Do you have a separate menu that caters to my mango allergy?"
"Do you serve horse?"
"Can you make sure all the kids menus we get have the exact same color crayons in them?"
"Where do we pay for our waters?"
And, while there are twenty other people in the lobby waiting be sat and they are the last on the waiting list ... and there are open tables because we're understaffed ... all of which has been explained to them ...
"Oh, it's okay! We found ourselves a booth!"
